# As a condition of accessing this website, you agree to abide by the following # content signals: # (a) If a Content-Signal = yes, you may collect content for the corresponding # use. # (b) If a Content-Signal = no, you may not collect content for the # corresponding use. # (c) If the website operator does not include a Content-Signal for a # corresponding use, the website operator neither grants nor restricts # permission via Content-Signal with respect to the corresponding use. # The content signals and their meanings are: # search: building a search index and providing search results (e.g., returning # hyperlinks and short excerpts from your website's contents). Search does not # include providing AI-generated search summaries. # ai-input: inputting content into one or more AI models (e.g., retrieval # augmented generation, grounding, or other real-time taking of content for # generative AI search answers). # ai-train: training or fine-tuning AI models. # ANY RESTRICTIONS EXPRESSED VIA CONTENT SIGNALS ARE EXPRESS RESERVATIONS OF # RIGHTS UNDER ARTICLE 4 OF THE EUROPEAN UNION DIRECTIVE 2019/790 ON COPYRIGHT # AND RELATED RIGHTS IN THE DIGITAL SINGLE MARKET. # BEGIN Cloudflare Managed content User-agent: * Content-Signal: search=yes,ai-train=no Allow: / User-agent: Amazonbot Disallow: / User-agent: Applebot-Extended Disallow: / User-agent: Bytespider Disallow: / User-agent: CCBot Disallow: / User-agent: ClaudeBot Disallow: / User-agent: CloudflareBrowserRenderingCrawler Disallow: / User-agent: Google-Extended Disallow: / User-agent: GPTBot Disallow: / User-agent: meta-externalagent Disallow: / # END Cloudflare Managed Content Honest Privacy Policies — We Read the Fine Print So You Don't Have To

Honest Privacy Policies

VOL. I · EST. 2026 · "WE READ THE FINE PRINT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO"

Their words.
Honestly translated.

because nobody reads them, including their lawyers

We read 525,000+ words of privacy policy fine print — the equivalent of reading War and Peace twice — so you don't have to.

BROWSE COMPANIES → DARK PATTERNS

TODAY'S EXHIBIT · META, INC. · §4.2

"We value your privacy" — a textual analysis.

META PRIVACY POLICY · §4.2 · LAST UPDATED MAY 2026

We may share certain non-personally-identifying information with our trusted advertising and analytics partners ↑ "trusted" = highest bidder in order to enhance your experience and provide more relevant content. i.e., they sold it. all of it. By using our services, you consent to our use of cookies and similar technologies. consent = you opened the app

VERDICT: F

Today's verdicts.

ALL COMPANIES →

Professional networking (Microsoft)

"your resume is now training data."

Social media / 'everything app'

X (FORMERLY TWITTER)

"read the fine print. he did, then changed it."

SIGNAL

"the policy is short because there's nothing to put in it."

HONEST PRIVACY POLICIES

Media / Privacy Advocacy

HONEST PRIVACY POLICIES

we practice what we preach. cookieless, GPC-honored, nothing personal.

"end-to-end encrypted. metadata: sold."

AMAZON

E-commerce / Cloud / Devices

"we don't sell your data" (we just rent the hash of it).

How this works.

01

We read it.

Every clause. Every footnote. Yes, the part nobody reads.

02

We translate.

From legal-ese into "what your friend who hates them would say."

03

We grade.

A through F. Most get F. We're not sorry.